Ross: "Obviously the thought of leaving you and Jeremy."ĭemelza: "Wouldn't be the first time you've considered such a thing. Go to war, Ross. Demelza handles it like a boss.ĭemelza: "Why? Cause your dearest friend is running away and so must you?" Later that night, Ross finds her upstairs and tries to get a reaction out of her by threatening to go to war. Demelza's entire body turns into a I'm-so-tired-of-your-crap eye roll. Their convo is interrupted by a bloody Ross. Demelza is bummed because he's the only person left around these parts that she can stand.
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Elizabeth, congratulations on being the worst on a show full of horrible people!īack at chez Ross, Doc tells Demelza he's off to die in the war. "I hope he will have learned his lesson," she replies, despite the fact that she just found out Ross let his own family starve so that she could have some pocket change. I hate you, Ross, but thanks for at least keeping things interesting.Īfter a few Slytherin cronies haul Ross out of the house, Malfoy runs upstairs to brag to Elizabeth about how he totally clobbered Ross. Malfoy smashes Ross' head into a grandfather clock (cool!), Ross smashes Malfoy into a bookshelf (eh, not as cool, but ok!), and then Ross grabs Malfoy and tries to set his head on fire in the fireplace (THE COOLEST!). I'm sick of this show's uninspired trash talk, and so is Ross, who punches Malfoy in the face. Malfoy wants to get his hands on some of Ross' mine shares because he, too, wants to know what it feels like to be in a Rihanna music video.įor the umpteenth time, the phrase "scullery maid" is used as a pejorative. Meanwhile, Malfoy and Ross spend days and days sending sassy notes back and forth to each other. Or at all!" And to think all of this could have been avoided if he had an outlet like LiveJournal to vent all his emo feelings.
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K, thanks for all the help, bye!ĭoc immediately enlists in the war, a move that's drama queen-y enough without what he says while doing it: "I may not return to these shores for years. Anywho, Blondie is engaged to someone who is definitely not you. Sorry not sorry.īecause Doc is saving his life and all, Blondie's uncle is like, So, hey, sorry about calling you trash a few weeks ago and promising to destroy you. He apparently has "the sugar sickness," which is the karmic price you pay when you stand in the way of Horace's mom's marriage. But Blondie's uncle is there, oversharing details about his "unusually sweet" urine with Doc. Over at Blondie's former home, Horace the Pug is nowhere to be found (*sob*). Just like in the last episode, Demelza does not fall for it. One of the cronies responds by smashing a rifle butt into their faces.Īcross town, Ross takes out a big sack of coins and tries to use their shininess to distract Demelza from the fact that he's a monster. The poor people are like, Um, no, we hang out here. In a nearby forest, Malfoy has instructed his Slytherin cronies to construct a fence around Elizabeth's property.
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Are you two serious? Malfoy answers the second question with a strong yes, as he orders servants to take down the portrait of the boy's father, who was unceremoniously murdered by a random puddle just a few episodes ago. Over at Elizabeth's mansion, Malfoy has officially moved in, causing Elizabeth's son to ask two really important questions: 1. Ross is still sad, though, because he's a miserable person and, as the aphorism goes, mo' money, mo' problems. Just do it.Īt the newly successful mine, everyone is acting like they're in a Rihanna music video, coins falling all over their twerking bodies. Maybe she's planning on leaving them on Ross' grave after she rightfully murders him dead? No one would blame you, Demelza. We kick things off with a scene of Demelza picking flowers. Will Demelza stumble upon a time machine with the ability to transport her to a time when women are truly equal and don't have to worry about that kind of stuff (not 2016, evidently)? Will Demelza finally get an annulment and go on a fun Thelma and Louise-style road trip with Verity, minus the explosive ending? Will some merciful disaster occur inside the mine so it can close forever, sparing us from more boring underground storylines? Only one way to find out! On with the show! In the previous episode of Poldark, Demelza briefly got her groove back, but then almost got raped (*sigh*).